A Lesson in the Kool-Aid

Call it the most versatile metaphor ever…Grape Kool-aid is the worst. Cherry Kool-aid sucks. Orange Kool-aid tastes like death. Pink Lemonade Kool-aid is trying real hard to be the popular girl in school. Blue Raspberry Kool-aid turns your teeth an unflattering color. Lime Kool-aid is unnatural as is most green edible objects except for spearmint gum. Stay out of the gosh darn Kool-aid. Live. Learn. Drink water.

And if anything is ever spelled Kool….question it.


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