1. I am not a dirty person. I am, on occasion, a messy person
2. My mess is more often than not all girl related. Clothes, shoes, clothes, clothes, clothes, makeup.
3. I’ve decided to attempt tidiness and I really, seriously believe that a bubble machine in my shower will help me be that tidy person.
3.1. It won’t. But I want a bubble machine in my shower and therefore feel I must do something to earn such an impractical, frivolous, unsexy purchase. Bubbles….in. the. shower. I fear there’s always a portion of me that will be 8 years old. I assure you, it will be far from the enticing picture above and more like me slipping and falling to my death while trying to catch one on my nose or something. Imagine that funeral. Partay.